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Anyone who has followed me since I started reviewing movies knows how I feel about Star Wars Episode VII: it … Continue reading The Force Awakens and Rogue One: Which One is Better?
When I first started rating movies, and I gave “The Force Awakens” a 6 out of 10, a few people … Continue reading The Madness that is my Rating System
This whole thing started with me writing an analysis on Star Wars: The Force Awakens that explained my reasoning for … Continue reading 1,000 Views: Thank Yous and What’s Next